MILKTYSON

“Everyone has a plan until they get milked.”

THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF CALCIUM.

BUY MILKTYSONJOIN THE MILK CLUB

MILK PUNCHES: 000001

WHO THE F*CK IS MILKTYSON?

Part milk. Part Tyson. 100% lactose-fueled violence. MILKTYSON entered the ring for one reason: to become the heavyweight champion of the trenches.

The MILKTYSON milk pitcher character

100% MILK

No water. No utility. Just milk.

HEAVYWEIGHT

Built different. Poured different.

STRONG BONES

The chart may break. Your bones won’t.

GET IN THE RING.

Drink your milk before someone else does.

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